Banana Card
Get ready for the most a-peeling adventure yet - where fruit meets fast lane! This hilarious card features a banana in a tiny banana car, bravely zooming through a banana peel car wash. Fluffy brushes swirl around, banana skins flap dramatically in the wind, and our fruity driver sits proudly in their squishy little seat, full of determination and potassium. It’s chaos, charm, and cheeky silliness all at once. The front reads “I’d go bananas without you” - a pun that’s perfect for partners, best friends, or anyone you’d feel lost without. Whether it’s for an anniversary, a just-because surprise, or a banana-lover’s birthday, this card delivers laughs and love in equal measure. Inside, you’ll find an adorable banana-themed print (yes, more bananas!) with one side left blank for your own heartfelt or hilarious message. If they love fruit, fun, or fantastic puns - this card will slip right into their heart.
The nice-to-know details
- Adorably square – sized at 148mm x 148mm: A fun, eye-catching format that’s perfect for gifting or displaying.
- Premium white envelope included featuring a unique Toastedink design: A cute coordinating finish that makes it feel extra special before it’s even opened.
- Proudly printed in the UK: Designed and produced locally with love (and a little mischief).
- One side left blank for your own sweet message: With a playful banana print inside to surprise your recipient.
- Sustainably sourced, FSC certified and recyclable: Planet-friendly and feel-good - stationery that cares as much as you do.
Why you'll love it:
- Banana in a banana car: It’s as ridiculous and wonderful as it sounds, and you won’t stop smiling at the scene.
- A pun that peels good: “I’d go bananas without you” is the perfect mix of silly and sweet for someone you adore.
- Peel-powered car wash: A banana peel car wash is the unexpected detail that turns this into a miniature masterpiece.
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Matching banana print inside: Adds extra charm and surprise once the card is opened - who doesn't love bonus bananas?.
Slide this fruity little card into someone’s life and brighten their day with silliness and love. It’s the perfect way to say “I’d go bananas without you!” Grab yours now!
The artwork in this card was created by ©Toastedink Ltd., All rights reserved.

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